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James McGovern is an industry thought leader whose focus is on the human aspects of technology around open source, SOA, software security, enterprise architecture and agile software development.

Sunday, April 05, 2009

If your wife were a computer program...

A wife is a subclass of girlfriend that has unlimited access to your private members but doesn't make good use of it, hogs all available resources and spawns child processes that you aren't allowed to kill off...

# posted by James McGovern @ 8:00 PM

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