Thursday, January 18, 2007
Enterprise Architecture: Blog Disclaimer
Any opinions expressed in this blog may nor may not represent my own opinions or anyone else I know including but not limited to: the funny looking guy at the gas station up the street, folks who use metal detectors to find unicorns in their sock drawer, those who think George Bush is really a Republican, those who voted for John Kerry, those who pick their noses, those who have had the honor and privelege of working with me, in the past, the present or the future or those no matter what I say that will still think my personal blog has anything to do with work.
The opinions and reviews expressed are no way an endorsement to purchase or not purchase any product and/or service or deprive any individual or company of income or sales. Lost ticket pays maximum rate. Package sold by weight, not volume. Parental advisory - explicit lyrics. This disclaimer was stolen. All attempts are made to be as factual as possible, but errors do occur. With that in mind, please note that while this site is intended for mature audiences, one's chonological age rarely has anything to do with such. If you are hoping to find pornographic photos, stories, or likewise; save your time and surf some place else, as you won't find any material of that nature here. No animals were harmed in the creation of this blog.
Any resemblance between anything here and the views of my employer, my terminal, or the view out my window are purely coincidental. Any resemblance between the above sentence and my own views is non-deterministic. The question of the existence of views in the absence of anyone to hold them is left as an exercise for the reader. The question of the existence of the reader is left as an exercise for the second god coefficient. (A discussion of non-orthogonal,
non-integral polytheism is way beyond the scope of this blog.)
Caution: this blog has caused some laboratory rats to rip through their cages, fly across the room and brutally murder hundreds of innocent people. Not intended for use by liberals under the age of five. Any comments left by others are the express viewpoints of the independent authors and are not reviewed for correctness nor accuracy. Basically, the owner of this blog is not responsible for anything, nothing your read, nothing you read into, nothing you see, nothing you hear and so on. If you don't like this blog then write a better one yourself.
You are an adult and you should know better than to pollute your mind by reading my blog. If are not an adult and you are reading this blog, you have bad parents and are going to grow up thinking that management and leadership are interchangable words. Tell your mom to lay off the crack and start being concerned for your welfare. This blog does not encourage racism, we don't want to physically hurt anybody (with a few exceptions) and aren't endorsing any other kind of illegal activity. If someone in the future this blog mentions microwaving cats, we're just kidding.
The use of the name "George Bush" does not imply endorsement by George Bush or the White House, The government of the United States of America or the Republican party. Any attempt to mount passenger car tires on a motorcycle rim may cause the tire bead to separate from the rim with enough explosive force to cause serious injury or death. James loves Sherry. Obey all traffic laws. Made of genuine imitation leather.The subatomic particles (electrons, protons, etc.) comprising this blog are exactly the same in every measurable respect as those used in the blogs of other enterprisey folks, and no claim to the contrary may legitimately be expressed or implied. Blog not available in Ice Station Zebra, Afghanistan or Taco Bell. Persistently reading my blog may be a sign of a serious health condition.
This blog should not be used while engaging in the following activities: sky diving, hang gliding, paragliding, gyrocopter riding, glider riding, thinking about enterprise architecture, designing a Ruby on Rails or Smalltalk application, etc. Your actual weight loss may not be as dramatic. Proof of purchase required. No expiration date. I don't know. Intentional misuse by deliberately concentrating and inhaling contents may be harmful or fatal. Your use of this blog is subject to monitoring at all times. This blog will be closed in observance of this legal holiday. Do not dispose of in fire.
No deposit, no return. The air in this blog contains chemicals known to the state of California to cause cancer and reproductive toxicity. Pregnant women are especially advised to avoid or reduce their exposure to automobile engine exhaust, which contains carbon monoxide, a chemical known to cause birth defects. If you know your party's extension, please enter it now. Raised without cages.
This blog is subject to legal scrutiny but hasn't yet determined which laws we should follow. At present, this blog has been populated in at least six different states and four different countries. Likewise, you may as well be in another country. Whose law I am going to make you abide by. And even if we could decide whose law to follow, who is going to enforce the law, and to make it so that it is all prim and proper and followed. I really can't be bothered, and as there is no porn, there is no chance that this site will be the law anywhere.
On the remote change it does breach a law somewhere, well, you are welcome to threaten me with legal action that I will probably ignore. But if you politely point out that I am in breach of your law, and explain how and where on this blog, I may be a little more willing to comply and assist in rectifying the situation, otherwise the chances of that happening are very remote indeed.
Please help keep all wildlife healthy and wild by not feeding them or allowing them to get into your food or trash. Please report all bear incidents to a park ranger. The author does not make any warranty, express or implied, including the warranties of merchantability and fitness for a particular purpose, or assume any legal liability or responsibility for the accuracy, completeness, or usefulness of any information, apparatus, product, or process disclosed, or represent that its use would not infringe privately owned rights. Container must be placed on hard level surfaces. Load uniformly. Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are small and would taste good with ketchup.
Contestants have been briefed on some questions before the show. Do not disturb. Freshest if eaten before date on carton. Hand wash only, tumble dry on low heat. If a rash, redness, irritation, or swelling develops, discontinue use. If condition persists, consult your physician. If defects are discovered, do not attempt to fix them yourself, but return to an authorized service center. If ingested, do not induce vomiting, if symptoms persist, consult a doctor. Keep away from open flames and avoid inhaling fumes. Keep away from sunlight, pets, and small children. Keep cool; process promptly. Limit one-per-family please. Limited time offer, call now to ensure prompt delivery.
You are welcome to steal any picture referenced in this blog as long as it doesn't break any law. Likewise, you are welcome to take pictures of me or anyone else named James McGovern and photoshop me under the condition that you may me look sexy, good looking. If you breach any of the terms contained within this disclaimer, I can't really do anything about it, but I will pray that lots of evil little pixies corrupt your file allocation tables, mess with kernels, sabotage your OS, turn your screensaver into never ending rants from Britney Spears and Paris Hilton and other such evil nasty things.
For off-road use only. As seen on TV. One size fits all. Many suitcases look alike. Contains a substantial amount of non-tobacco ingredients. Colors may, in time, fade. We have sent the forms which seem right for you. Slippery when wet. For office use only. Not affiliated with the American Red Cross. Warranty void if serviced by non-authorized personnel. Drop in any mailbox. Edited for television.
Disclaimer does not cover hurricane, lightning, tornado, tsunami, volcanic eruption, earthquake, flood, and other Acts of God, misuse, neglect, unauthorized repair, damage from improper installation, broken antenna or marred cabinet, incorrect line voltage, missing or altered serial numbers, sonic boom vibrations, electromagnetic radiation from nuclear blasts, customer adjustments that are not covered in the joke list, and incidents owing to airplane crash, ship sinking, motor vehicle accidents, leaky roof, broken glass, falling rocks, mud slides, forest fire, flying projectiles, or dropping the item. Do not bend, fold, mutilate, or spindle. Do not place near flammable or magnetic source.
Avoid contact with skin. At participating locations only. Approved for veterans. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, is unintentional and purely coincidental. Allow four to six weeks for delivery. All models over 18 years of age. Action figures sold separately. This product is meant for educational purposes only. Shoplifters will be prosecuted to the fullest extent allowable by law. Trail closed due to hazardous conditions. This blog is legal tender for all debts, public and private.
Don't take candy from strangers. Reclaimed water - Do Not Drink. Caution - wet paint. If you notice any abnormal phenomena such as smoke, strange sounds or fumes, unplug the monitor and contact your dealer or service center immediately. Long-term exposure to direct sunlight can cause fluorescent coloring to fade. Restricted - under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult guardian. Some assembly required. Savings shown compared to AT&T's standard rates.
All taxes are the sole responsibility of the winner. In the event of an emergency, this blog may be used as a flotation device. This blogger does not carry cash. Please return this blog to its upright position. This blog may not be reproduced except under creative commons in whole or in part, by any means, including but not limited to: Mechanical reprints, theatrical release, musical ballads, word of mouth, sign language, braille, pantomime, hetero or asexual reproduction or genetic engineering.
Contents may settle during shipment. Use only as directed. No other warranty expressed or implied. Do not use while operating a motor vehicle or heavy equipment. Postage will be paid by addressee. Subject to CAB approval. This is not an offer to sell securities. Apply only to affected area. May be too intense for some viewers. Do not stamp. Use other side for additional listings. For recreational use only. Do not disturb. All models over 18 years of age. If condition persists, consult your physician. No user-serviceable parts inside. Freshest if eaten before date on carton. Subject to change without notice.
This blog is copyright 2007, James McGovern and if discussed in conversation by anyone within a work context, a bill for $10 million will be due upon receipt unless you either work for an open source company who contributes to any of the charities on my blogroll along with your company mascot being a drunk chicken named Fredro or you immediately trackback indicating from your company's blog that you believe in aliens and Michael Jackson should be the next president of the United States.
To conclude, the point of this disclaimer is rather pointless. Kinda like the way folks get it twisted and attempt to mix context between my work life, my home life and even the after life. Oops, I also forgot that this blog also doesn't represent the opinion of my parent's dog Pinto, my previous cats Trina and Muffin nor any of my relatives in Trinidad, India, Venezuela, Canada or New Jersey. The blog is an equal opportunity employer. We accept food stamps. This disclaimer complies with proposed U.S. Federal requirements for disclaimers Section 301, Paragraph (a)(2)(c) of S. 1618 which mandates, among other things, a free salad shooter if you trackback with in the next five minutes. This diclaimer supersedes all previous notices unless indicated otherwise. Save this disclaimer. Your mileage may vary. For best results, avoid doing stupid things like George Bush or others who in the past have read this blog but have gotten it twisted...
| | View blog reactionsThe opinions and reviews expressed are no way an endorsement to purchase or not purchase any product and/or service or deprive any individual or company of income or sales. Lost ticket pays maximum rate. Package sold by weight, not volume. Parental advisory - explicit lyrics. This disclaimer was stolen. All attempts are made to be as factual as possible, but errors do occur. With that in mind, please note that while this site is intended for mature audiences, one's chonological age rarely has anything to do with such. If you are hoping to find pornographic photos, stories, or likewise; save your time and surf some place else, as you won't find any material of that nature here. No animals were harmed in the creation of this blog.
Any resemblance between anything here and the views of my employer, my terminal, or the view out my window are purely coincidental. Any resemblance between the above sentence and my own views is non-deterministic. The question of the existence of views in the absence of anyone to hold them is left as an exercise for the reader. The question of the existence of the reader is left as an exercise for the second god coefficient. (A discussion of non-orthogonal,
non-integral polytheism is way beyond the scope of this blog.)
Caution: this blog has caused some laboratory rats to rip through their cages, fly across the room and brutally murder hundreds of innocent people. Not intended for use by liberals under the age of five. Any comments left by others are the express viewpoints of the independent authors and are not reviewed for correctness nor accuracy. Basically, the owner of this blog is not responsible for anything, nothing your read, nothing you read into, nothing you see, nothing you hear and so on. If you don't like this blog then write a better one yourself.
You are an adult and you should know better than to pollute your mind by reading my blog. If are not an adult and you are reading this blog, you have bad parents and are going to grow up thinking that management and leadership are interchangable words. Tell your mom to lay off the crack and start being concerned for your welfare. This blog does not encourage racism, we don't want to physically hurt anybody (with a few exceptions) and aren't endorsing any other kind of illegal activity. If someone in the future this blog mentions microwaving cats, we're just kidding.
The use of the name "George Bush" does not imply endorsement by George Bush or the White House, The government of the United States of America or the Republican party. Any attempt to mount passenger car tires on a motorcycle rim may cause the tire bead to separate from the rim with enough explosive force to cause serious injury or death. James loves Sherry. Obey all traffic laws. Made of genuine imitation leather.The subatomic particles (electrons, protons, etc.) comprising this blog are exactly the same in every measurable respect as those used in the blogs of other enterprisey folks, and no claim to the contrary may legitimately be expressed or implied. Blog not available in Ice Station Zebra, Afghanistan or Taco Bell. Persistently reading my blog may be a sign of a serious health condition.
This blog should not be used while engaging in the following activities: sky diving, hang gliding, paragliding, gyrocopter riding, glider riding, thinking about enterprise architecture, designing a Ruby on Rails or Smalltalk application, etc. Your actual weight loss may not be as dramatic. Proof of purchase required. No expiration date. I don't know. Intentional misuse by deliberately concentrating and inhaling contents may be harmful or fatal. Your use of this blog is subject to monitoring at all times. This blog will be closed in observance of this legal holiday. Do not dispose of in fire.
No deposit, no return. The air in this blog contains chemicals known to the state of California to cause cancer and reproductive toxicity. Pregnant women are especially advised to avoid or reduce their exposure to automobile engine exhaust, which contains carbon monoxide, a chemical known to cause birth defects. If you know your party's extension, please enter it now. Raised without cages.
This blog is subject to legal scrutiny but hasn't yet determined which laws we should follow. At present, this blog has been populated in at least six different states and four different countries. Likewise, you may as well be in another country. Whose law I am going to make you abide by. And even if we could decide whose law to follow, who is going to enforce the law, and to make it so that it is all prim and proper and followed. I really can't be bothered, and as there is no porn, there is no chance that this site will be the law anywhere.
On the remote change it does breach a law somewhere, well, you are welcome to threaten me with legal action that I will probably ignore. But if you politely point out that I am in breach of your law, and explain how and where on this blog, I may be a little more willing to comply and assist in rectifying the situation, otherwise the chances of that happening are very remote indeed.
Please help keep all wildlife healthy and wild by not feeding them or allowing them to get into your food or trash. Please report all bear incidents to a park ranger. The author does not make any warranty, express or implied, including the warranties of merchantability and fitness for a particular purpose, or assume any legal liability or responsibility for the accuracy, completeness, or usefulness of any information, apparatus, product, or process disclosed, or represent that its use would not infringe privately owned rights. Container must be placed on hard level surfaces. Load uniformly. Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are small and would taste good with ketchup.
Contestants have been briefed on some questions before the show. Do not disturb. Freshest if eaten before date on carton. Hand wash only, tumble dry on low heat. If a rash, redness, irritation, or swelling develops, discontinue use. If condition persists, consult your physician. If defects are discovered, do not attempt to fix them yourself, but return to an authorized service center. If ingested, do not induce vomiting, if symptoms persist, consult a doctor. Keep away from open flames and avoid inhaling fumes. Keep away from sunlight, pets, and small children. Keep cool; process promptly. Limit one-per-family please. Limited time offer, call now to ensure prompt delivery.
You are welcome to steal any picture referenced in this blog as long as it doesn't break any law. Likewise, you are welcome to take pictures of me or anyone else named James McGovern and photoshop me under the condition that you may me look sexy, good looking. If you breach any of the terms contained within this disclaimer, I can't really do anything about it, but I will pray that lots of evil little pixies corrupt your file allocation tables, mess with kernels, sabotage your OS, turn your screensaver into never ending rants from Britney Spears and Paris Hilton and other such evil nasty things.
For off-road use only. As seen on TV. One size fits all. Many suitcases look alike. Contains a substantial amount of non-tobacco ingredients. Colors may, in time, fade. We have sent the forms which seem right for you. Slippery when wet. For office use only. Not affiliated with the American Red Cross. Warranty void if serviced by non-authorized personnel. Drop in any mailbox. Edited for television.
Disclaimer does not cover hurricane, lightning, tornado, tsunami, volcanic eruption, earthquake, flood, and other Acts of God, misuse, neglect, unauthorized repair, damage from improper installation, broken antenna or marred cabinet, incorrect line voltage, missing or altered serial numbers, sonic boom vibrations, electromagnetic radiation from nuclear blasts, customer adjustments that are not covered in the joke list, and incidents owing to airplane crash, ship sinking, motor vehicle accidents, leaky roof, broken glass, falling rocks, mud slides, forest fire, flying projectiles, or dropping the item. Do not bend, fold, mutilate, or spindle. Do not place near flammable or magnetic source.
Avoid contact with skin. At participating locations only. Approved for veterans. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, is unintentional and purely coincidental. Allow four to six weeks for delivery. All models over 18 years of age. Action figures sold separately. This product is meant for educational purposes only. Shoplifters will be prosecuted to the fullest extent allowable by law. Trail closed due to hazardous conditions. This blog is legal tender for all debts, public and private.
Don't take candy from strangers. Reclaimed water - Do Not Drink. Caution - wet paint. If you notice any abnormal phenomena such as smoke, strange sounds or fumes, unplug the monitor and contact your dealer or service center immediately. Long-term exposure to direct sunlight can cause fluorescent coloring to fade. Restricted - under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult guardian. Some assembly required. Savings shown compared to AT&T's standard rates.
All taxes are the sole responsibility of the winner. In the event of an emergency, this blog may be used as a flotation device. This blogger does not carry cash. Please return this blog to its upright position. This blog may not be reproduced except under creative commons in whole or in part, by any means, including but not limited to: Mechanical reprints, theatrical release, musical ballads, word of mouth, sign language, braille, pantomime, hetero or asexual reproduction or genetic engineering.
Contents may settle during shipment. Use only as directed. No other warranty expressed or implied. Do not use while operating a motor vehicle or heavy equipment. Postage will be paid by addressee. Subject to CAB approval. This is not an offer to sell securities. Apply only to affected area. May be too intense for some viewers. Do not stamp. Use other side for additional listings. For recreational use only. Do not disturb. All models over 18 years of age. If condition persists, consult your physician. No user-serviceable parts inside. Freshest if eaten before date on carton. Subject to change without notice.
This blog is copyright 2007, James McGovern and if discussed in conversation by anyone within a work context, a bill for $10 million will be due upon receipt unless you either work for an open source company who contributes to any of the charities on my blogroll along with your company mascot being a drunk chicken named Fredro or you immediately trackback indicating from your company's blog that you believe in aliens and Michael Jackson should be the next president of the United States.
To conclude, the point of this disclaimer is rather pointless. Kinda like the way folks get it twisted and attempt to mix context between my work life, my home life and even the after life. Oops, I also forgot that this blog also doesn't represent the opinion of my parent's dog Pinto, my previous cats Trina and Muffin nor any of my relatives in Trinidad, India, Venezuela, Canada or New Jersey. The blog is an equal opportunity employer. We accept food stamps. This disclaimer complies with proposed U.S. Federal requirements for disclaimers Section 301, Paragraph (a)(2)(c) of S. 1618 which mandates, among other things, a free salad shooter if you trackback with in the next five minutes. This diclaimer supersedes all previous notices unless indicated otherwise. Save this disclaimer. Your mileage may vary. For best results, avoid doing stupid things like George Bush or others who in the past have read this blog but have gotten it twisted...
