Monday, October 30, 2006

Facts you didn't know about Service Oriented Architectures...

Bet you didn't know that:

  • SOA is not complex. You are just dumb.

  • Pandemic diseases are actually God's way of punishing people for not adopting SOA.

  • One person in corporate America actually successfully described SOA completely and then was immediately outsourced.

  • Guns don't kill people, the SOA WS-* stack kills people.

  • SOA is a power source more efficient than nuclear, cleaner than solar/wind, more available than coal, and more geopolitically stable than oil. It too bad you can't afford it.


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